I wanted to thank all

[naveen mudunuru]

 I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2003 & 2004.
>
> Because of your kindness:
>
> * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
>
> * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.
>
> * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.
>
> * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes
I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me> with
a perfume sample and try to rob me.
>
> * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
> dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to
> Uganda,Singapore and Tokyo.
>
> * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
> sick from the rat faeces and urine.
>
> * When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot
> she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my
> kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
>
> * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that
> was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's
> been 7 since 1993...)
>
> * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the
> $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
> participated in their
> special e-mail program would arrive soon.
>
> * My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
> paid vacation to Disneyland.
>
> * Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to
> transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions$.
>
> * Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana,
> Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most of those
> "Wishes" are already married(to someone else)
>
> IMPORTANT NOTE:
>
> If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10
> seconds, a bird will sh** on your head today at 6:30 p.m.....
>